So yeah, I have completely and utterly abandoned my blog. Roll your eyes folk, it’s okay. The author has failed you (four people read this maybe?) due to whatever bizarre happenstance occurred in the last seven months. Screw that jerk! It was good that we left for a more reliable sources of humor, wit, and depravity. The Oatmeal is at least somewhat consistent and always makes us laugh!
Plain and simple, I am sorry. Events were so radical in nature that there was no time to write about them. Got the job I had been agonizing over. Met a girl who became a girlfriend. Then got called to go fight in a war somewhere. Left Thunderdome along with the denizens that haunt its gloomy corridors. Girl and me could not make it work, but it was okay because I was already starting to see the “us” was not to be. My warriors physique with complimentary instincts have returned as sixteen pounds of beer paunch vacated. A clock ticks off time to my imminent departure to a land unknown to me with a possible violent outcome. Perhaps for the first time in my life, my heart cries out for the home a couple thousand miles east.
Overload right? That’s just the way it is with me sometimes. So while there are still some moments left for me to expound, let’s take one more ride. Better yet two or three if it can be managed. Where to begin…..
Who are we kidding? Let’s get right back to what you love most; me at my worst.
